"Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It’s now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature’s a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it’s gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply… WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT’S HANGING OVER THE BED!"
- Mom: you're watching television too lou-- what are you wearing?
- Laura: the uniform of a vigilante.
- Mom: wh-- Laura, go to bed.
- Laura: the Batman answers to no one.
Posted on July 17th, 2011 at 1:54 PM
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